What the heck is going on? First it was Britney Spears with the black hair dye job today we have Paris Hilton sporting her new black hair doo?

I blame it on myspace

     

I guess Paris Hilton is not very good at her bodily function managment. It seems she ordered a helicopter pilot to make an emergency landing on a German farm  so she could use the bathroom. Wonder if she had to go  number two?

Paris even got her security to block the farmer from entering his own house while Paris stunk up his bathroom.

After she was back from the crapper its reported she smoked a cig on the porch then bailed. 

The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”I dont have any pictures of Paris Hilton landing the helicopter but here are some of her looking well OK I guess

         

What is with these two drunk party girls? They have gotten into another fight this weekend at a newyork night club. Lindsay Lohan is mad that Lindsay Lohan is dating her ex? Big deal who cares get over it PARIS

 

 

 

 

 

She just gets dumber by the minute. Watch the video here 

When leaving a parking garage after shopping on Robertson Blvd, Paris apparently doesn’t notice the parked car behind her and slams into the bumper leaving damage to both cars.

I remember the pics that we shot of her buying her sex tape DVD. That was great but here is Paris buying her own cd? What is with this chick? Can’t she just get them sent to her? I guess she really has just too much money to burn

what a wack job