What the heck is going on? First it was Britney Spears with the black hair dye job today we have Paris Hilton sporting her new black hair doo?

I blame it on myspace

     

I guess Paris Hilton is not very good at her bodily function managment. It seems she ordered a helicopter pilot to make an emergency landing on a German farm  so she could use the bathroom. Wonder if she had to go  number two?

Paris even got her security to block the farmer from entering his own house while Paris stunk up his bathroom.

After she was back from the crapper its reported she smoked a cig on the porch then bailed. 

The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”I dont have any pictures of Paris Hilton landing the helicopter but here are some of her looking well OK I guess